shoot them in the head!

More personal headcanon time!

Timeturner Tales is one of the biggest bits of headcanon I have, having referenced it to varying degrees in six different games since 2007, even having played characters cast in it in three of those games.

Beyond just the information that I have listed in the wiki, I have all sorts of other headcanon for the game: general characterizations for some of the characters, for example. Like, I would totally at some point consider making a Timeturner Tales-based RP game with general quick descriptions of the various characters, if I thought that was something other people who aren't me might be interested in. Which I honestly kinda doubt.

ANYWAY.

For some of the characters on the show, I have a lot of ~thoughts~ on what they're like. And because I have all kinds of thoughts, why not share them?

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... totally forgot to include this earlier, but I totally picture the narrator as being voiced by Morgan Freeman. Because he is the ultimate narrator.

Okay so. My birthday is coming up on Sunday. And you know what would be an awesome birthday present? For the people I love (all of you) to join this really awesome new game that just opened! :D

The game is called Sidelines and you can find it at sidelinesmods! It's a canon-minus-epilogue-compliant game set in 2007, and it's very much a social-based game, and pretty much the entire point is to focus on the SIDELINE (i c wut u did thar) characters in the 'verse, so that means NO Harry and NO Ron and NO Hermione. And probably NO Draco? idk. It's up to the mods to decide who constitutes "major characters."

AND unlike most games, there isn't a particular cast list, or even just a "pick a name in the Lexicon and hit us with it, bro" type of thing. On the holds page is a list of wanted characters & storylines, and you hold one of those! This automatically guarantees you in-game connections right off the bat, because who supplies the wanted characters & storylines? Why, the people already in the game, of course! I mean, doesn't it suck when you find a cool new game and you hold a character and do their app and get accepted, and then you feel like "OH GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW MY CHARACTER FITS HERE D:" or something? THAT WON'T HAPPEN AT SIDELINES. Sidelines gives you connections to come into the game with.

In short: it's a totally awesome concept, yo. So you should check it out.

And since it's my birthday coming up and I can cry pimp if I want to, these are my characters and who they, specifically, want.

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And there's other characters and storylines listed on the Wanted Characters & Holds page for you to check out!

But you really should check the game out and join because IT IS GONNA ROCK.