shoot them in the head!

Me: omg guys
Tracey: poor dylan, she's like OMFG everyone is sad ):
Stevie: <3<3<3
Me: Voldie's buried in egypt
Tracey: o_o?
Me: "He that shall not be named"
Tracey: XD!!!
Me: :D
Me: that's the inscription on the sarcophagus they just found
Lauren: OMG
Lauren: Don't tell Seda, she'd probably go investigate
Stevie: Lmfao
Me: technically, she IS the one who was investigating
Tracey: XD
Me: she's the one who read the inscription!
Lauren: *facepalm*
Lauren: See, THIS is why I couldn't pass up on apping that character and using Rachel Weisz
Tracey: hahhaaha
Me: really bril PBing there :D



GUYS. LORD VOLDEMORT WAS BURIED IN EGYPT. BUT THEN THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE USING EGYPTIAN MAGIC.

zombiephile (11:05:28 PM): .......
zombiephile (11:05:29 PM): wait
zombiephile (11:05:30 PM): I think
zombiephile (11:05:38 PM): I just fastforwarded through a paternity test commercial
zombiephile (11:05:39 PM): WTF
wanttorace (11:05:47 PM): what?
zombiephile (11:06:17 PM): "Do you have paternity questions? Answers are available at your local pharmacy!"
zombiephile (11:06:19 PM): WHAT
eyeball_tree (11:06:26 PM): ..... I hope it's one of those buy 10 get the 11th free things
zombiephile (11:06:37 PM): ahahahahaha.
wanttorace (11:06:37 PM): wtf
wanttorace (11:06:51 PM): oh man
zombiephile (11:06:56 PM): http://www.dnatesting.com/
wanttorace (11:07:20 PM): ahahahaha
zombiephile (11:07:31 PM): for the low low price of $150, you too can find out if that chick really was knocked up by you, or if she's a lying whore!
eyeball_tree (11:07:48 PM): dude.
eyeball_tree (11:07:54 PM): I will run that test for 125$!
eyeball_tree (11:07:58 PM): I'm going into business
wanttorace (11:08:00 PM): lol!
eyeball_tree (11:08:06 PM): (hear that lexi? )
zombiephile (11:08:33 PM): hahaha
zombiephile (11:08:43 PM): dude, Christie
zombiephile (11:08:51 PM): Patrice would pay a helluva lot more than that.
zombiephile (11:08:58 PM): MILK HIM FOR ALL IT'S WORTH.
eyeball_tree (11:09:00 PM): for me to fix the results?
wanttorace (11:09:06 PM): LOL
eyeball_tree (11:09:09 PM): extra 1250
eyeball_tree (11:09:28 PM): and really, it's pretty easy, because patrice is kept on record there.
zombiephile (11:10:12 PM): lulz
wanttorace (11:10:33 PM): so i think this ought to go in a cdj
zombiephile (11:12:26 PM): I can do it XD
eyeball_tree (11:12:59 PM): hurrah! I'll set up my swiss gringotts account!
wanttorace (11:13:10 PM): lol!
wanttorace (11:13:18 PM): you'll be oh so rich
eyeball_tree (11:14:21 PM): awesome

And the dirty award of the night goes to ...


khushalecki: damn. i like pumpkin pie. i'm just sad i don't have room after the big sausage sandwich
lupinesque: ...
moonshoes: yeah, i'm right there with you, wolfie
khushalecki: ...
khushalecki: FOOD, DAMNIT
racetrack: HAHAHAHHAH
onethingreal: ... HAHAHA
khushalecki: NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT
onethingreal: i love you khushi
khushalecki: you pervs
racetrack: oh khushi
zombiephile: ::CDJs::
racetrack: BIG SAUSAGE SANDWICH
racetrack: someone needs to use that
racetrack: in game
onethingreal: is that like the prewett sandwich, i wonder?
khushalecki: it WAS a sausage sandwich!
zombiephile: yes, exactly like the prewett sandwich, I think.
starsgoblue: Gideon: Wouldn't you like to know?
khushalecki: and yes, it WAS big
khushalecki: hence i'm too full for dessert
khushalecki: ...
starsgoblue: Though there's probably about to be a Prewett Fistfight. >>
khushalecki: i'm just going to shut up now
zombiephile: that's what she said, Khushi
starsgoblue: THANKS FELICITY.

meanmeanpeople: And trying to hold on to my sanity.
starsgoblue: It's a tenuous hold, I know.
zombiephile: .....
zombiephile: what's sanity?
zombiephile: can you buy it?
meanmeanpeople: I don't think so.
meanmeanpeople: Look at the Blacks.
starsgoblue: Hahahahaha!
zombiephile: ......
zombiephile: I love you, Natasha.
zombiephile: I really really do.
moonshoes: hahahahha
zombiephile: ♥!

zombiephile: .... ow, I think my arteries exploded just reading this recipie
zombiephile: http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
racetrack: DIIIIIIIIIIIIES http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1912/23j65xs.jpg
khushalecki: AHHHHH
zombiephile: ahahahaha
khushalecki: WOW
alsoknownas: i need to make that an icon IMMEDIATELY
khushalecki: okay, i like meat. but not that much meat
khushalecki: ....
khushalecki: shit
alsoknownas: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
alsoknownas: AHAHHAHA
racetrack: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
alsoknownas: *is never breathing again*
alsoknownas: AHAHAHHAA
khushalecki: you know what i mean!
racetrack: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
khushalecki: wolfie's rubbing off on me, apparently
lupinesque: ..........? WHAT DID I DO?!
racetrack: ON you, Khushi. On you.
khushalecki: xDDD
racetrack: Unintentional pervy comments!
lupinesque: OH.
lupinesque: Well. Yes.
racetrack: :-D

Firstly, it's official: my own character creeps me the fuck out. And then Wolfie mentioned in chat that it sounds like she's asking Barty out on a date which, let's face it, she practically is, given that torture and murder is practically foreplay to those two. What was it we agreed on, Whit? xD Torture & murder and then ice cream? (Even though she creeps me out, I freaking love her anyway. She's so much more deliciously unhinged than I had originally planned, but it's actually really perfect.)

And secondly, speaking of chat, there's an Order meeting tomorrow evening (okay, technically this evening) in which The "Potential" Attack On King's Cross is discussed, along with such mundane and unimportant topics as suspected death eaters and horcruxes. Not that either of those are important to plot or anything. But so anyway, a few weeks ago, Edgar took it upon himself to take a map of King's Cross and start asking Order members to sign up for positions on the map. In his entry, Dumbles basically asked Edgar to stick around after the meeting so they could play Wizard's Chess and chat. Tonight, Moody made a post all "YOU BETTER BE THERE IF YOU'RE NOT KIDNAPPED OR DEAD" and stuff, so ( this conversation ensued in chat. )

In conclusion: Edgar Bones and Alastor Moody breakdancing for Dumbledore's affections is quite possibly the best mental image in the history of mental images.




(And yes, this is clearly why all of you should drop everything and go join now. ;D Look at all the funtiems you're missing!)

lupinesque: We have deer here mostly. Can't really catch them and keep them in a glass tank, though.
zombiephile: we have a lot of deer around here.
lupinesque: Prongs out there keeps EATING MY DAMN LILIES, too.
zombiephile: ....
zombiephile: prongs eats lilies
lupinesque: ...Yeah.
racetrack: HAHAHAHHA
zombiephile: KINKY
dhoni: AHAHAHAHAH
lupinesque: I planted LILIES.
lupinesque: And the deer was like OH HEY.
racetrack: Wolfie is Queen of the Unintentional Pervy Comments
dhoni: Sirius is sickened by this, gdi
lupinesque: I rule.
racetrack: :D
lupinesque: Not my fault you're all pervs! ;D
racetrack: hey if you'd said the DEER out there keep eating my damn lillies
racetrack: it would have past RIGHT over our heads
racetrack: but YOU put in PRONGS eats LILIES
lupinesque: I'm making clever references. Shhh.
racetrack: uh huh

Wolfie, Khushi, and I might have gotten a little weird after everyone else left chat tonight. XD

( August 1: Dark Lord found dead. Suicide suspected. )

khushalecki: i love it when you enter quickly <3
chellealistic: lol
lolo has entered the room.
khushalecki: that did not sound weird at all
mabelleoblivion: no
zombiephile: of course it didn't, khushi!
mabelleoblivion: it sounded DIRTY
zombiephile: yeah, what Jess said. XD
khushalecki: xD
zombiephile: khushi, we're very proud of you and your dirtiness.
khushalecki: <33
zombiephile: <3!
mabelleoblivion: she apparently likes it fast
mabelleoblivion: but that's okay
moonshoes has entered the room.
moonshoes: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
khushalecki: HAHA
mabelleoblivion: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
khushalecki: wow
khushalecki: perfect
khushalecki: timing
moonshoes: i'm psychic
moonshoes: like that
zombiephile: Jamie wins
zombiephile: at life
mabelleoblivion: oh my GOD i'm dying
zombiephile: jamie, your prize is an internet.
khushalecki: hahaa
mabelleoblivion: i nearly choked on my lemonade
moonshoes: *sells it on ebay*
zombiephile: I nearly choked, period. XD

lupinesque: "You can have some of mine. Oh wait, I don't have that gene either. Where's Boyd when you need him?"
lupinesque: LOLOLOL
racetrack: HAHHAHAHAHA
racetrack: I imagine that Boyd is... uh long
lupinesque: David Ten Inch? ;D
racetrack: And Laura in chat -- LKHWGSKLDNBS

moonshoes: YAY PROJET RUBBNWANY
moonshoes: >>
moonshoes: PROJECT RUNWAY
zombiephile: ....
legendarcy: ROFL
zombiephile: rubbnwany?
racetrack: RUBBNWANY
racetrack: LOLOLOLOL
legendarcy: how is that even a mispelling lmao
racetrack: That sounds like that showerhead vibrator, Jamie
alter_writes: o_____O
racetrack: Projet Rubbnwany
lolo: rubbnwany ahahahaah
lolo: i just snorted outloud
moonshoes: >>
megaria: o_O
lolo: and now my child is aksing me whats so funny
lolo: >..
lolo: >.> wcwn
lolo: EVEN
lolo: gawd
zombiephile: it almost sounds like a guy's technique. ;D only replace the end y with a .... different letter. ;DDDDDD
alter_writes: that sounds more like a condom.
lolo: yes thats how i interpreted it
alter_writes: XD
lolo: rubbnwank
kooeykooeykooey has entered the room.
zombiephile: XD good to know I'm not the only one
lolo: I blame sirius's presence in my mind
khushalecki: wow
kooeykooeykooey: It's always Sirius's fault. ;D
Allegra: I am so tired. I saw "sirius's penis"
lolo: AHAHAHAAH
zombiephile: hhahahahahahahahahaha
lolo: well it goes with the whole rubbnwank comment. its fitting
zombiephile: Liz, you have Sirius's penis in your mind?
lolo: its a very nice penis
lolo: i can't help it
kooeykooeykooey: I completely entered the chat at the wrong time.
khushalecki: LOL
lolo: BWHAHAHA
zombiephile: yes, you really did. XD

I r steeling Jamie's job.

( EL chat is full of crazy fun.  )

moonshoes: okay brb my mom turned something cool on
legendarcy: the ac?
legendarcy: oh man that was a horrible joke
zombiephile: ...
legendarcy: why did i even say that
zombiephile: that was bad
zombiephile: *cracking up, btw*
legendarcy: lmao me too
zombiephile: that was so perfect
racetrack: you're so punny
legendarcy: *bows*



ALSO!

mabelleoblivion: cyanide smells like almonds!
Matt: yup!
Matt: oh, is that a link? silly trillian
legendarcy: rofl!
mabelleoblivion: XDDDDD
mabelleoblivion: oh matt. *pets you*
Matt: yay for pets!
khushalecki: ... i dunno how almonds smell like >>
Matt: like cyanide, duh
zombiephile: ... *dies*
khushalecki: but then.. how does cyanide smell like?
zombiephile: like almonds, duh
khushalecki: ...
khushalecki: you're all so helpful

Ah, EL chat in the wee hours of the morning.


khushalecki: i think the way "pianist" is pronounced is very funny
khushalecki: ... yes, i'm 5 >>
alter_writes: XDDDDDDD
zombiephile: hahaha Khushi <3
khushalecki: that was funny. it should go on someone's profile!
khushalecki: .... >>
alter_writes: XD