Brandi is your resident IJ sweetheart, and comes complete with zombie-obsession, kitten-love, and an adorable baby voice. This Texan will lend a good ear for all your ranting abilities and offers the best advice against bothersome asshats ("kick them!"). Limited supply only!
Brandi loves you so much that she will SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD when the zombie apocalypse comes. We're still waiting on our fortress in Scotland with snipers to keep the zombie riff-raff out. Tick tock! Every day brings us CLOSER.