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scenes from Horcrux
Firstly, it's official: my own character creeps me the fuck out. And then Wolfie mentioned in chat that it sounds like she's asking Barty out on a date which, let's face it, she practically is, given that torture and murder is practically foreplay to those two. What was it we agreed on, Whit? xD Torture & murder and then ice cream? (Even though she creeps me out, I freaking love her anyway. She's so much more deliciously unhinged than I had originally planned, but it's actually really perfect.)

And secondly, speaking of chat, there's an Order meeting tomorrow evening (okay, technically this evening) in which The "Potential" Attack On King's Cross is discussed, along with such mundane and unimportant topics as suspected death eaters and horcruxes. Not that either of those are important to plot or anything. But so anyway, a few weeks ago, Edgar took it upon himself to take a map of King's Cross and start asking Order members to sign up for positions on the map. In his entry, Dumbles basically asked Edgar to stick around after the meeting so they could play Wizard's Chess and chat. Tonight, Moody made a post all "YOU BETTER BE THERE IF YOU'RE NOT KIDNAPPED OR DEAD" and stuff, so this conversation ensued in chat:

zombiephile: oh Moody.
zombiephile: I love you.
zombiephile: lots and lots.
zombiephile: truly and deeply.
lupinesque: Night, Whit!
zombiephile: 'night whit!
lupinesque: Ahahaha, he means biznaz.
zombiephile: is he jealous that Edgar got called out on osm in Dumbles' post?
alsoknownas: <3333
alsoknownas has left the room.
lupinesque: D: I don't think I'm following you?
zombiephile: in Dumble's post regarding the meeting, he was all "yo Ed, you da bomb with that map and all that. wanna hang and play some wizard's chess after the meetin', dawg?"
khushalecki: HAHAHHA
lupinesque: OH. HAHAHAHAHA!
racetrack: LMFAO
lupinesque: Effing Bones, man.
lupinesque: SUCK UP. ;D
moonshoes: ed + dumblez = BFF4LYFE!!!11
thanks_a_latte: Edgar: :-P
lupinesque: With his maps and his... pictures.
thanks_a_latte: ahahaha. <333
racetrack: omg
racetrack: my mind went to really dirty place with that icon
khushalecki: and his awesomely good looks
racetrack: the little smiley
racetrack: with the tongue
khushalecki: LOLOL
lupinesque: Moody is not standing for this malarky.
thanks_a_latte: Edgar says that he and Moody can have a breakdancing competition
thanks_a_latte: to see who is more awesome
lupinesque: It's ON.
thanks_a_latte: brad pitt or JDM
zombiephile: Marly: *claims a front-row seat. with popcorn*
khushalecki: i'd pay lots to see them breakdancing
racetrack: Addie: *sits right next to Marly*
racetrack: Addie: *saves a seat for Greta*
racetrack: Addie: *and mere*
onethingreal: hahaha
lupinesque: AHAHHAAAA!!!
onethingreal: g: *there too*
moonshoes: lmao hahahha
khushalecki: mere: hey, where's my-- oh okay!
lupinesque: And next to them all is D-dore.
thanks_a_latte: ahaha! Ed says whatever Moody, we're both pretty kickass
onethingreal: g: do you think that edgar could take off his shirt during the competition?
thanks_a_latte: lmao, winner gets dumbles?
thanks_a_latte: that is pretty fucked up
lupinesque: Night out on town with D-dore.
onethingreal: LOL
moonshoes: hahahhaha
onethingreal: dumbles: :-*
khushalecki: LOLOL
thanks_a_latte: (and ed says, why yes, yes I can *flexes*)
thanks_a_latte: ahahahahaha!
onethingreal: hahahg
moonshoes: HAHAHA
racetrack: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/08/11/mona.lisa.attack/index.html
zombiephile: Dumbles is like the slutty girl at a Catholic school
onethingreal: greta: *SWOON*
zombiephile: all the boys wanna take him to the dance
thanks_a_latte: okay okay, summary: Ed and Moody breakdancing for Dumbledore's affections
lupinesque: I feel like that needs to be an icon.
thanks_a_latte: lol it really shoudl be
moonshoes: yeah pretty much
zombiephile: it does.
moonshoes: hahah james
thanks_a_latte: also, I want to whip out a brad pitt icon from fight club
khushalecki: dumbles' milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
starsgoblue: ...I look back at chat at the weirdest times.



In conclusion: Edgar Bones and Alastor Moody breakdancing for Dumbledore's affections is quite possibly the best mental image in the history of mental images.




(And yes, this is clearly why all of you should drop everything and go join now. ;D Look at all the funtiems you're missing!)