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Okay, so.

In EL chat last night, I randomly commented that I should bring a stripper character into the game. I wasn't even being wholly serious at that point. But then the more we talked / joked about it, the more I actually kind of liked the idea.

So I'm going to be apping a stripper at EL. >>

zombiephile: Dawn, can I app a stripper at EL? XD
racetrack: LOL
moonshoes: only if you use me for the pb
racetrack: Brandi, if you picked up a skanky, slutty stripper, I'd be a happy camper
zombiephile: ... srsly?
racetrack: And use Jamie for the PB
racetrack: Well, yeah. But you'd have to play her! She'd have to be a homewrecker!
moonshoes: i don't kno...w i'm kind of overused :/
racetrack: Trying to weasel her way onto the laps of men
moonshoes: know... too
racetrack: (and women)

And so sayeth the mod, so shall it be. XD But Jamie's totally overused, so I'm not gonna use her as a PB. Sorry Jamie.

But so first there was figuring out a character to turn into a stripper. Which I have. Verity, the girl who was working as a shop assistant in WWW during the summer before the trio's sixth year. Is now a stripper. Then came the figuring out of her house.

So this conversation came up between me and Jamie:

zombiephile: please tell me that I don't want a Hufflepuff stripper? >>
moonshoes: ahhaha you don't want a hufflefpuff stripper
zombiephile: xD
zombiephile: I'm having issues with deciding upon a house for Verity. XD
moonshoes: gryffindor!
moonshoes: she has to be.. bold and brave to take it all off?
moonshoes: now THAT is something the sorting hat should sing about
zombiephile: Verity the Gryffinhor
zombiephile: hahaha
zombiephile: someone should write the Stripping Hat song.
zombiephile: what qualities in each house are good for strippers. XD
moonshoes: hahha! oh goddd XD
moonshoes: stripping hat XD
zombiephile: >> I feel like this is my calling
zombiephile: ::goes to write the Stripping Hat song::


And so, without further ado, the Stripping Hat song. In Haiku.


For Gryffindor, you
Must be bold and brave enough
To take it all off.

In Hufflepuff, you'll
Toil long hours of taking it
All off yet again.

Those Ravenclaws, they
Know just the technique to make
The boys go gaga.

In Slytherin you
Might be if you wink and thrust
Your hips for big tips.



I feel vaguely dirty.

	</a></b></a>offthefloor 2007-10-19 11:04 (link) <input ... > Select
	JESUS CHRIST I'M LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF IN THE LIBRARY NOW. Damn I love you people XDDDD (Reply to this)(Thread)

	</a></b></a>zombiephile 2007-10-19 11:09 (link) <input ... > Select
	XD ♥ we aim to please and confuse the people around you. (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

	</a></b></a>offthefloor 2007-10-19 11:10 (link) <input ... > Select
	trust me, you're excelling at it. KEEP IT UP! XD (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

	</a></b></a>zombiephile 2007-10-19 11:12 (link) <input ... > Select
	... DIRTY! Though I have to say, Verity's quite good at that part. ;D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	</a></b></a>randomfact 2007-10-19 11:06 (link) <input ... > Select
	HAHAHAHAH! OMG, that's freaking AWESOME, Brandi!!! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	</a></b></a>zombiephile 2007-10-19 11:10 (link) <input ... > Select
	:D ♥ thank you! ^_^ (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

	</a></b></a>randomfact 2007-10-19 11:12 (link) <input ... > Select
	I had to do a bunch of rhyming stuff for Rise of the Fallen, but this is brilliant. Maybe because it's PERVY and ME LIKE PERVY! [PS. Did you get my email!] (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

	</a></b></a>zombiephile 2007-10-19 11:13 (link) <input ... > Select
	Haha. Why rhyme when you can haiku instead? XD YAY PERVY! PERVY ALL AROUND! [ PS. Yes I did! I'd been thinking Hannah Spearritt, but now I have all these other CHOICES so I'm back to square one! ] (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

</a></b></a>randomfact 2007-10-19 11:15 (link) <input ... > Select

Haiku RULES. But I was playing the Founding Four, and since the Sorting Hat rhymed, I felt I had to make them rhyme. XDDD Nice icon, wanna fuck? [Yay! I just got bored this morning when no one was around and decided to give it a look! Hannah Spearritt was my favourite actually, too. She's spunky looking, with short short hair, and kind of has that "I'm a stripper" look without being TOO skanky about it, ya know? I did like Elisha Cuthbert, too] (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

</a></b></a>zombiephile 2007-10-19 11:20 (link) <input ... > Select

Haha. Well, then I suppose in that case rhyming's better, lol. XD I'm gonna integrate you, baby. [I still like Hannah, for the same reasons, but I'm also starting to like Kirsten Storms. Cuz ... I watch GH and she's such a bitchsluth0r on that show. I could really see her as a stripper. Elisha Cuthbert I've used very recently for a character so she's still in my head as that character, who is very indignant that she WOULD NOT strip, so Elisha's sadly out, though she would work as a stripper.] (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

	</a></b></a>randomfact 2007-10-19 11:29 (link) <input ... > Select
	We had a day in RF, too, where everyone who went to the ball got hit with a rhyming spell so everything -- conversations, even written word -- had to rhyme. LOL. WOO! [Woowoo. And yeah, Elisha was ALMOST one of my Narcissa's choices, but she looked too modern for me. Woe.] (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

	</a></b></a>20000hearts 2007-10-19 12:01 (link) <input ... > Select
	I loved the rhyming curse! It was great! Also, Brandi, your stripper should definitely be acquainted with my sex shop owner. In fact, if she wants to work there for some income that's more stable than tips during the week, Anthony would be glad to have her. (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

	</a></b></a>zombiephile 2007-10-19 13:36 (link) <input ... > Select
	... Verity wants to know if she gets to sample the shop's products? (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

	</a></b></a>20000hearts 2007-10-19 16:04 (link) <input ... > Select
	Anthony says he likes for his people to be familiar with things, so they can offer a comfortable, knowledgeable shopping experience for their oftimes nervous clientele. That's Ravenclaw for yes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	</a></b></a>0h_boy 2007-10-19 12:20 (link) <input ... > Select
	Hahha, I saw Hannah Spearritt and I instantly thought stripper name. :X (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

	</a></b></a>randomfact 2007-10-19 12:36 (link) <input ... > Select
	Really? I thought Jamie F***** was a stripper name. (Reply to this)(Parent) (Thread)

	</a></b></a>20000hearts 2007-10-19 16:05 (link) <input ... > Select
	It -does- start with F... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	</a></b></a>sira_ne_biber 2007-10-19 15:49 (link) <input ... > Select
	Yes haiku does rule That is why Brandi and I Use it so damn much [She couldn't use Elisha anyway because I told her her stripper had to represent the small chested women of the world and show them that they can take it a;; off too, and Elisha has too much on top. ;p ::nods::] (Reply to this)(Parent)

	</a></b></a>inthenameofrp 2007-10-19 12:06 (link) <input ... > Select
	NO MAKING ME LAUGH AT WORK. HAHAHAHAHA (Reply to this)(Thread)

	</a></b></a>zombiephile 2007-10-19 13:45 (link) <input ... > Select
	XD you shouldn't have clicked the cut, then! (Reply to this)(Parent)