| shoot you in the head is my rob zombie cover band ( @ 2008-05-19 14:50:00 |
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| Entry tags: | game: euphoria lane |
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So, EL this weekend has fondly reminded me of one of my favorite books.
To quote Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal:
I have to admit that I felt some sympathy for the scarecrow, although I don't believe I would have been singing about the lack of a brain. In fact, amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the nerve, did anyone notice that they didn't have a penis among them? I think it would have shown on the Lion and the Tin Man, and when the Scarecrow had his pants destuffed, you don't see a flying monkey waving an errant straw Johnson around anywhere, do you? I think I know what song I'd be singing:Oh, I would while away the hours,
Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song,
I'd be gilding all the lilies as I waved about my willie
If I only had a schlong.