sigh
I suppose I ought to do my own assignment, since I've asked all of the rest of you to do so.
Hello duckies, I am Hans Amsel, your resident psychiatrist. I have five children and six grandchildren. If you have only recently joined us from Hogwarts, you may know my youngest daughter, Abigail. My apologies if you do, I understand that Gryffindor is where you keep your loud ones?
Now that we have met, though I already know most of you anyway, I can tell you that I occasionally enjoy listening to horrible muggle pop music on occasion. This "Ke$ha" from the States is atrocious, but thanks to Abigail, I have heard her song "Tik Tok" so many times that it will be stuck in my head forever.
I miss Hans.