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zombiephile (11:05:28 PM): .......
zombiephile (11:05:29 PM): wait
zombiephile (11:05:30 PM): I think
zombiephile (11:05:38 PM): I just fastforwarded through a paternity test commercial
zombiephile (11:05:39 PM): WTF
wanttorace (11:05:47 PM): what?
zombiephile (11:06:17 PM): "Do you have paternity questions? Answers are available at your local pharmacy!"
zombiephile (11:06:19 PM): WHAT
eyeball_tree (11:06:26 PM): ..... I hope it's one of those buy 10 get the 11th free things
zombiephile (11:06:37 PM): ahahahahaha.
wanttorace (11:06:37 PM): wtf
wanttorace (11:06:51 PM): oh man
zombiephile (11:06:56 PM): http://www.dnatesting.com/
wanttorace (11:07:20 PM): ahahahaha
zombiephile (11:07:31 PM): for the low low price of $150, you too can find out if that chick really was knocked up by you, or if she's a lying whore!
eyeball_tree (11:07:48 PM): dude.
eyeball_tree (11:07:54 PM): I will run that test for 125$!
eyeball_tree (11:07:58 PM): I'm going into business
wanttorace (11:08:00 PM): lol!
eyeball_tree (11:08:06 PM): (hear that lexi? )
zombiephile (11:08:33 PM): hahaha
zombiephile (11:08:43 PM): dude, Christie
zombiephile (11:08:51 PM): Patrice would pay a helluva lot more than that.
zombiephile (11:08:58 PM): MILK HIM FOR ALL IT'S WORTH.
eyeball_tree (11:09:00 PM): for me to fix the results?
wanttorace (11:09:06 PM): LOL
eyeball_tree (11:09:09 PM): extra 1250
eyeball_tree (11:09:28 PM): and really, it's pretty easy, because patrice is kept on record there.
zombiephile (11:10:12 PM): lulz
wanttorace (11:10:33 PM): so i think this ought to go in a cdj
zombiephile (11:12:26 PM): I can do it XD
eyeball_tree (11:12:59 PM): hurrah! I'll set up my swiss gringotts account!
wanttorace (11:13:10 PM): lol!
wanttorace (11:13:18 PM): you'll be oh so rich
eyeball_tree (11:14:21 PM): awesome